i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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