i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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