id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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