hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
