I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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