i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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