Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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