So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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