who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I want a musical about memes.
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