i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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