If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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