If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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