Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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