:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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