If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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