i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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