Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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