RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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