whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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