Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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