Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's shark week go big or go home
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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