The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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