after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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