whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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