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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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