ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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