Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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