Dual....:-)
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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