..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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