when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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