And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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