My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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