Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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