smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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