Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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