She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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