u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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