Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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