She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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