I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize