Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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