i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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