We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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