Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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