Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Your cock deserves a montage
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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