whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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