i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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