ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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