I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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