another moral hangover. fuck.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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