I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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