Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My balls are so social today.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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