Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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