I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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